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Die Frau seines Lebens - Ist das mein Mann oder kann der weg?

Friday, 7/4/2025 at 7:30 PM

Die Frau seines Lebens - Ist das mein Mann oder kann der weg?

Friday, 7/4/2025
at 7:30 PM

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Willy-Brandt-Ufer
24143 Kiel

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“COMPLETE CHUCKLE!“, thought Ute Baumgartner, posing in front of the mirror in her deeply décolletée little black dress: "Dear funeral congregation! They had a good marriage!” We know Ute from Mr. Schuler’s VHS course, but that was a long time ago. She actually wanted to become a singer, now she is a housewife, dinner is on the table, and for the first time her husband Martin is late. Although she sometimes wished him dead, they never argued. Ute examines Martin's meticulous bureaucratic soul and her monotonous housewife existence. Enviously, she glances over at her single friend Verena’s apartment, who is currently enjoying a whole man instead of just his favorite cold cuts, and wonders: “Why doesn’t she get to see the bank statements and why does Martin keep the amount of the life insurance a secret from her?” As the comedy picks up speed, surprising events come her way.

Due to numerous inquiries, we have put this successful comedy back on the program.

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