DICKE LUFT UND KEIN VERKEHR - Frauentausch

Let’s be honest: Doesn’t everyone secretly dream of a wife swap from time to time? Whether that’s worth it can be checked out at CLACK. SHE says: Should I cook us something nice? - And HE grumbles: Shouldn’t we first try it nicely?
If you’re already raising your eyebrows about: Misogynistic!, you should quickly place them back down. One can only respond to that with a healthy dose of self-irony. Because if you can’t laugh at yourself, others will do it for you.
Those expecting the usual man-woman banter will find it in this program. Because with women, you never know. By the way, the same goes for men. And that’s what makes it so complicated. Everything played in this program is eavesdropped from real life. One or another will ask: "How do they know that? Did they sneak in our visitor’s seating?" Two on stage going through the same thing as us. But everything is wrapped in humor to show: Don’t take it too hard, we’re all in this together.
The fact that the two of them in their program are neither cynical nor condescending is because they’ve only hit the age mark calendar-wise.
And when some stories are pulled out from under Hempel’s sofa, the two humor specialists from CLACK invite you to an amusing town hall, garnishing everything with the finest barbs since the marriage vow exists.
Because as it is: The simplest thing in the world is the hardest of all things.

A comedy back-and-forth with Sabine Kühne-Londa and Ralph Richter
Directed by: Stefan Schneegaß
Text contributions: Philipp Schaller

Playing time about 2.5 hours including intermission • Tickets are generally excluded from return and exchange.

Julia Alsheimer

„Sex ist mehr als nur ne Nummer“

Ohne jede Scheu und mit einer unglaublichen Pointendichte plaudert sich Julia Alsheimer
mit ihrem Publikum durchs sexuelle Unterholz. Warum tragen manche Frauen als Intimfrisur
ein Hitlerbärtchen? Was hat die Penislänge mit der Entstehung unserer Sprache zu tun?
Wie konsumieren Teenager Alkohol, ohne eine Fahne zu kriegen? Zwischen den Szenen zaubert die studierte Schauspielerin und Musical-Sängerin den Menschen im Saal mit unerhörten Chansons eine Gänsehaut aufs Zwerchfell. Das neue Programm von Julia Alsheimer – extrem lustig und unverschämt gut.

AUSVERKAUFT -Restkarten ggf. an der Theaterkasse-

Nutritional cabaret with two artists of hunger.

Pork or not pork, that is the question! In this culinary cabaret, it’s all about the sausage - or rather, it’s not. Here, finely filleted wit meets peppered punchlines. Bernard Liebermann and Thierry Gelloz know: Laughter goes through the stomach!
From fasting to fast food, from fish fillet to fallen fruit fetishism – this evening revolves around food. Politicians are grilled and food speculators are ridiculed. This program holds a mirror up to the intestines. Bernard Liebermann, the Thermomix among cabaret artists, and his musical chef Thierry Gelloz serve up sweet-sour punchlines on a bed of wordplay, refined with a dash of irony: Humor à la maison with a hint of malice, cooked to perfection and served with catchy songs.
Are you already salivating? Then join the Weimar Cabaret in spooning out the soup. But beware: This program may contain traces of pleasures.

There are things that never change: No one listens to each other anymore, the sense of time shifts, the tie cannot be big enough to step on, and everything was better in the past anyway. All of this will be addressed, as Richter wants to showcase that giant leap into the bowl of our fun-loving society. No cliché is foreign to him, and no cow is sacred. With his cumbersome charm, he makes your diaphragms work hard until you rub your eyes in astonishment: I’ve seen it that way too, but I can't express it like that.
Because nowhere is it as funny as in our crazyland, but after seeing this program, you won't want to live anywhere else. The stage veteran playfully navigates through all topics, carving thought pathways through the thicket of dumbness. Always with the motto: Where delusion becomes sense, satire becomes a duty. And if you should despair over everyday life - stay relaxed. If we don’t laugh about it, it won’t get any funnier.
The judge, this cannonball in the water aerobics pool, whom young-at-heart seniors would gladly treat to an egg liqueur, has a regular spot at the counter of normal people. And when they shout, "Come sit here, then we'll be more!" - he stays there too. But beware: Behind his snuggly, cozy facade lurks a grumpy rascal. Because sometimes words cannot express feelings well enough, and that's exactly why we have the middle finger. And this program.

A melancholic-choleric satire program with Ralph Richter

We need more crazies. Look at where the normals have brought us.
G.B. Shaw

Running time about 2.5 hours including break • Tickets are generally non-returnable and non-exchangeable.

Once a year, the quaint city of Lutherstadt transforms into the comedy capital of Wittenberg.
Also this summer, Mistress of Ceremonies Swee T. and the ensemble of the CLACK Theater promise the best entertainment on stage at Markt 1, the epicenter of refined evening entertainment in Wittenberg.
And the mix makes the summer: Swee T. skillfully navigates through the crazy and fun summer program, while the house comedians entice the worst party poopers out of their shells with lively sketches, and the audience goes wild when outstanding singers take the microphone.

An international ensemble that provides top-notch entertainment effortlessly and with a lot of heart, definitely overworking your laughter muscles! Fresh, funny, powerful in voice – the entertainment cocktail with an extra colorful umbrella as a comedy highlight in Saxony-Anhalt.

After this unique travesty-comedy-musical-good-mood show, you will carry the warmth of summer in your hearts.

The CLACK Theater is, of course, air-conditioned! Our friendly service staff awaits you with the finest summer dishes and well-chilled drinks, as well as an after-show cocktail happy hour with selected lounge music.

Duration approximately 3 hours including intermission • Tickets are generally excluded from return and exchange.

Einmal im Jahr wird die beschauliche Lutherstadt zur Comedy-Hochburg Wittenberg.
Auch im diesjährigen Sommer versprechen Zeremonienmeisterin Swee T. und das Ensemble des CLACK Theaters beste Unterhaltung auf der Bühne am Markt 1, dem Epizentrum der gepflegten Abendunterhaltung in Wittenberg.
Und die Mischung macht den Sommer: Swee T. führt gekonnt durchgeknallt und mit viel Spaß durch das sommerliche Programm, die Comedians des Hauses locken mit spritzigen Sketchen die schlimmsten Spaßbremsen aus der Reserve und das Publikum steht Kopf, wenn sich ausgezeichnete Sänger das Mikro in die Hand geben.

Ein internationales Ensemble, das mit Leichtigkeit und ganz viel Herz für beste Unterhaltung sorgt und Eure Lachmuskeln definitiv überstrapaziert! Frisch, lustig, stimmgewaltig – der Entertainment-Cocktail mit extra buntem Schirmchen als Comedy-Highlight in Sachsen – Anhalt.

Nach dieser einzigartigen Travestie-Comedy-Musical-Gute-Laune-Show tragen Sie die Wärme des Sommers in Ihren Herzen.

Das CLACK Theater ist natürlich klimatisiert! Unsere freundlichen Servicemitarbeiter warten mit feinsten sommerlichen Speisen und gut gekühlten Getränken sowie einer Aftershow-Cocktail-Happy-Hour bei ausgewählter Lounge-Music auf Euch.

Spieldauer circa 3 Stunden inclusive Pause • Tickets sind grundsätzlich von Rückgabe und Umtausch ausgeschlossen.

AUSVERKAUFT -Restkarten ggf. an der Theaterkasse-

Einmal im Jahr wird die beschauliche Lutherstadt zur Comedy-Hochburg Wittenberg.
Auch im diesjährigen Sommer versprechen Zeremonienmeisterin Swee T. und das Ensemble des CLACK Theaters beste Unterhaltung auf der Bühne am Markt 1, dem Epizentrum der gepflegten Abendunterhaltung in Wittenberg.
Und die Mischung macht den Sommer: Swee T. führt gekonnt durchgeknallt und mit viel Spaß durch das sommerliche Programm, die Comedians des Hauses locken mit spritzigen Sketchen die schlimmsten Spaßbremsen aus der Reserve und das Publikum steht Kopf, wenn sich ausgezeichnete Sänger das Mikro in die Hand geben.

Ein internationales Ensemble, das mit Leichtigkeit und ganz viel Herz für beste Unterhaltung sorgt und Eure Lachmuskeln definitiv überstrapaziert! Frisch, lustig, stimmgewaltig – der Entertainment-Cocktail mit extra buntem Schirmchen als Comedy-Highlight in Sachsen – Anhalt.

Nach dieser einzigartigen Travestie-Comedy-Musical-Gute-Laune-Show tragen Sie die Wärme des Sommers in Ihren Herzen.

Das CLACK Theater ist natürlich klimatisiert! Unsere freundlichen Servicemitarbeiter warten mit feinsten sommerlichen Speisen und gut gekühlten Getränken sowie einer Aftershow-Cocktail-Happy-Hour bei ausgewählter Lounge-Music auf Euch.

Spieldauer circa 3 Stunden inclusive Pause • Tickets sind grundsätzlich von Rückgabe und Umtausch ausgeschlossen.

Once a year, the quaint city of Lutherstadt transforms into the comedy capital of Wittenberg.
Also this summer, Mistress of Ceremonies Swee T. and the ensemble of the CLACK Theater promise the best entertainment on stage at Markt 1, the epicenter of refined evening entertainment in Wittenberg.
And the mix makes the summer: Swee T. skillfully navigates through the crazy and fun summer program, while the house comedians entice the worst party poopers out of their shells with lively sketches, and the audience goes wild when outstanding singers take the microphone.

An international ensemble that provides top-notch entertainment effortlessly and with a lot of heart, definitely overworking your laughter muscles! Fresh, funny, powerful in voice – the entertainment cocktail with an extra colorful umbrella as a comedy highlight in Saxony-Anhalt.

After this unique travesty-comedy-musical-good-mood show, you will carry the warmth of summer in your hearts.

The CLACK Theater is, of course, air-conditioned! Our friendly service staff awaits you with the finest summer dishes and well-chilled drinks, as well as an after-show cocktail happy hour with selected lounge music.

Duration approximately 3 hours including intermission • Tickets are generally excluded from return and exchange.

Once a year, the quaint city of Lutherstadt transforms into the comedy capital of Wittenberg.
Also this summer, Mistress of Ceremonies Swee T. and the ensemble of the CLACK Theater promise the best entertainment on stage at Markt 1, the epicenter of refined evening entertainment in Wittenberg.
And the mix makes the summer: Swee T. skillfully navigates through the crazy and fun summer program, while the house comedians entice the worst party poopers out of their shells with lively sketches, and the audience goes wild when outstanding singers take the microphone.

An international ensemble that provides top-notch entertainment effortlessly and with a lot of heart, definitely overworking your laughter muscles! Fresh, funny, powerful in voice – the entertainment cocktail with an extra colorful umbrella as a comedy highlight in Saxony-Anhalt.

After this unique travesty-comedy-musical-good-mood show, you will carry the warmth of summer in your hearts.

The CLACK Theater is, of course, air-conditioned! Our friendly service staff awaits you with the finest summer dishes and well-chilled drinks, as well as an after-show cocktail happy hour with selected lounge music.

Duration approximately 3 hours including intermission • Tickets are generally excluded from return and exchange.

Einmal im Jahr wird die beschauliche Lutherstadt zur Comedy-Hochburg Wittenberg.
Auch im diesjährigen Sommer versprechen Zeremonienmeisterin Swee T. und das Ensemble des CLACK Theaters beste Unterhaltung auf der Bühne am Markt 1, dem Epizentrum der gepflegten Abendunterhaltung in Wittenberg.
Und die Mischung macht den Sommer: Swee T. führt gekonnt durchgeknallt und mit viel Spaß durch das sommerliche Programm, die Comedians des Hauses locken mit spritzigen Sketchen die schlimmsten Spaßbremsen aus der Reserve und das Publikum steht Kopf, wenn sich ausgezeichnete Sänger das Mikro in die Hand geben.

Ein internationales Ensemble, das mit Leichtigkeit und ganz viel Herz für beste Unterhaltung sorgt und Eure Lachmuskeln definitiv überstrapaziert! Frisch, lustig, stimmgewaltig – der Entertainment-Cocktail mit extra buntem Schirmchen als Comedy-Highlight in Sachsen – Anhalt.

Nach dieser einzigartigen Travestie-Comedy-Musical-Gute-Laune-Show tragen Sie die Wärme des Sommers in Ihren Herzen.

Das CLACK Theater ist natürlich klimatisiert! Unsere freundlichen Servicemitarbeiter warten mit feinsten sommerlichen Speisen und gut gekühlten Getränken sowie einer Aftershow-Cocktail-Happy-Hour bei ausgewählter Lounge-Music auf Euch.

Spieldauer circa 3 Stunden inclusive Pause • Tickets sind grundsätzlich von Rückgabe und Umtausch ausgeschlossen.

AUSVERKAUFT -Restkarten ggf. an der Theaterkasse-

Once a year, the quaint city of Lutherstadt transforms into the comedy capital of Wittenberg.
Also this summer, Mistress of Ceremonies Swee T. and the ensemble of the CLACK Theater promise the best entertainment on stage at Markt 1, the epicenter of refined evening entertainment in Wittenberg.
And the mix makes the summer: Swee T. skillfully navigates through the crazy and fun summer program, while the house comedians entice the worst party poopers out of their shells with lively sketches, and the audience goes wild when outstanding singers take the microphone.

An international ensemble that provides top-notch entertainment effortlessly and with a lot of heart, definitely overworking your laughter muscles! Fresh, funny, powerful in voice – the entertainment cocktail with an extra colorful umbrella as a comedy highlight in Saxony-Anhalt.

After this unique travesty-comedy-musical-good-mood show, you will carry the warmth of summer in your hearts.

The CLACK Theater is, of course, air-conditioned! Our friendly service staff awaits you with the finest summer dishes and well-chilled drinks, as well as an after-show cocktail happy hour with selected lounge music.

Duration approximately 3 hours including intermission • Tickets are generally excluded from return and exchange.

Once a year, the quaint city of Lutherstadt transforms into the comedy capital of Wittenberg.
Also this summer, Mistress of Ceremonies Swee T. and the ensemble of the CLACK Theater promise the best entertainment on stage at Markt 1, the epicenter of refined evening entertainment in Wittenberg.
And the mix makes the summer: Swee T. skillfully navigates through the crazy and fun summer program, while the house comedians entice the worst party poopers out of their shells with lively sketches, and the audience goes wild when outstanding singers take the microphone.

An international ensemble that provides top-notch entertainment effortlessly and with a lot of heart, definitely overworking your laughter muscles! Fresh, funny, powerful in voice – the entertainment cocktail with an extra colorful umbrella as a comedy highlight in Saxony-Anhalt.

After this unique travesty-comedy-musical-good-mood show, you will carry the warmth of summer in your hearts.

The CLACK Theater is, of course, air-conditioned! Our friendly service staff awaits you with the finest summer dishes and well-chilled drinks, as well as an after-show cocktail happy hour with selected lounge music.

Duration approximately 3 hours including intermission • Tickets are generally excluded from return and exchange.

There are things that never change: No one listens to each other anymore, the sense of time shifts, the tie cannot be big enough to step on, and everything was better in the past anyway. All of this will be addressed, as Richter wants to showcase that giant leap into the bowl of our fun-loving society. No cliché is foreign to him, and no cow is sacred. With his cumbersome charm, he makes your diaphragms work hard until you rub your eyes in astonishment: I’ve seen it that way too, but I can't express it like that.
Because nowhere is it as funny as in our crazyland, but after seeing this program, you won't want to live anywhere else. The stage veteran playfully navigates through all topics, carving thought pathways through the thicket of dumbness. Always with the motto: Where delusion becomes sense, satire becomes a duty. And if you should despair over everyday life - stay relaxed. If we don’t laugh about it, it won’t get any funnier.
The judge, this cannonball in the water aerobics pool, whom young-at-heart seniors would gladly treat to an egg liqueur, has a regular spot at the counter of normal people. And when they shout, "Come sit here, then we'll be more!" - he stays there too. But beware: Behind his snuggly, cozy facade lurks a grumpy rascal. Because sometimes words cannot express feelings well enough, and that's exactly why we have the middle finger. And this program.

A melancholic-choleric satire program with Ralph Richter

We need more crazies. Look at where the normals have brought us.
G.B. Shaw

Running time about 2.5 hours including break • Tickets are generally non-returnable and non-exchangeable.

Once a year, the quaint city of Lutherstadt transforms into the comedy capital of Wittenberg.
Also this summer, Mistress of Ceremonies Swee T. and the ensemble of the CLACK Theater promise the best entertainment on stage at Markt 1, the epicenter of refined evening entertainment in Wittenberg.
And the mix makes the summer: Swee T. skillfully navigates through the crazy and fun summer program, while the house comedians entice the worst party poopers out of their shells with lively sketches, and the audience goes wild when outstanding singers take the microphone.

An international ensemble that provides top-notch entertainment effortlessly and with a lot of heart, definitely overworking your laughter muscles! Fresh, funny, powerful in voice – the entertainment cocktail with an extra colorful umbrella as a comedy highlight in Saxony-Anhalt.

After this unique travesty-comedy-musical-good-mood show, you will carry the warmth of summer in your hearts.

The CLACK Theater is, of course, air-conditioned! Our friendly service staff awaits you with the finest summer dishes and well-chilled drinks, as well as an after-show cocktail happy hour with selected lounge music.

Duration approximately 3 hours including intermission • Tickets are generally excluded from return and exchange.

Once a year, the quaint city of Lutherstadt transforms into the comedy capital of Wittenberg.
Also this summer, Mistress of Ceremonies Swee T. and the ensemble of the CLACK Theater promise the best entertainment on stage at Markt 1, the epicenter of refined evening entertainment in Wittenberg.
And the mix makes the summer: Swee T. skillfully navigates through the crazy and fun summer program, while the house comedians entice the worst party poopers out of their shells with lively sketches, and the audience goes wild when outstanding singers take the microphone.

An international ensemble that provides top-notch entertainment effortlessly and with a lot of heart, definitely overworking your laughter muscles! Fresh, funny, powerful in voice – the entertainment cocktail with an extra colorful umbrella as a comedy highlight in Saxony-Anhalt.

After this unique travesty-comedy-musical-good-mood show, you will carry the warmth of summer in your hearts.

The CLACK Theater is, of course, air-conditioned! Our friendly service staff awaits you with the finest summer dishes and well-chilled drinks, as well as an after-show cocktail happy hour with selected lounge music.

Duration approximately 3 hours including intermission • Tickets are generally excluded from return and exchange.

So Sportsfreunde, die chlorreichen Tage im altgedienten Brennpunktbad von Bademeister Schaluppke sind vorbei! Das Bad muss einer grundsätzlichen Sanierung unterzogen werden, und Rudi steht vor der Herausforderung, sich einen neuen Arbeitsplatz zu suchen.
Da Fachkräfte im Schwimmbad überall gesucht sind, begibt sich Rudi auf eine abenteuerliche Odyssee durch die deutsche Bäderlandschaft. Er hilft dort aus, wo gerade Not am Mann ist.
Begleitet Schaluppke auf seiner Reise durch Themen-Thermen, Wellness-Oasen und Erlebnis-Bäder. In Badeanstalten, in denen das Schwimmen fast zur Nebensache wird, schwingt Rudi das Frotteehandtuch und bringt pubertierenden Mädchen und ihren nervigen Mamis das "Mer-Maiding" bei – eine Aufgabe, die selbst für einen altgedienten Bademeister alles andere als gewöhnlich ist.
Taucht ein in unbekannte Welten des feuchten Milieus, die ein erfahrener Bademeister noch nie zuvor erblickt hat. Und wie immer geht Rudi mit seinem unverkennbaren Humor und einer klaren Ansage vor: Alle ab in die Dusche!
Schaluppke war noch nie so wertvoll wie heute. Egal, wo Rudi auftaucht, er ist stets der richtige Mann am falschen Ort. Seid dabei, wenn Bademeister Schaluppke sein neues Revier erkundet und mit seinem unvergleichlichen Charme die Lachmuskeln in Schwung bringt.

AUSVERKAUFT -Restkarten ggf. an der Theaterkasse-

Once a year, the quaint city of Lutherstadt transforms into the comedy capital of Wittenberg.
Also this summer, Mistress of Ceremonies Swee T. and the ensemble of the CLACK Theater promise the best entertainment on stage at Markt 1, the epicenter of refined evening entertainment in Wittenberg.
And the mix makes the summer: Swee T. skillfully navigates through the crazy and fun summer program, while the house comedians entice the worst party poopers out of their shells with lively sketches, and the audience goes wild when outstanding singers take the microphone.

An international ensemble that provides top-notch entertainment effortlessly and with a lot of heart, definitely overworking your laughter muscles! Fresh, funny, powerful in voice – the entertainment cocktail with an extra colorful umbrella as a comedy highlight in Saxony-Anhalt.

After this unique travesty-comedy-musical-good-mood show, you will carry the warmth of summer in your hearts.

The CLACK Theater is, of course, air-conditioned! Our friendly service staff awaits you with the finest summer dishes and well-chilled drinks, as well as an after-show cocktail happy hour with selected lounge music.

Duration approximately 3 hours including intermission • Tickets are generally excluded from return and exchange.

Once a year, the quaint city of Lutherstadt transforms into the comedy capital of Wittenberg.
Also this summer, Mistress of Ceremonies Swee T. and the ensemble of the CLACK Theater promise the best entertainment on stage at Markt 1, the epicenter of refined evening entertainment in Wittenberg.
And the mix makes the summer: Swee T. skillfully navigates through the crazy and fun summer program, while the house comedians entice the worst party poopers out of their shells with lively sketches, and the audience goes wild when outstanding singers take the microphone.

An international ensemble that provides top-notch entertainment effortlessly and with a lot of heart, definitely overworking your laughter muscles! Fresh, funny, powerful in voice – the entertainment cocktail with an extra colorful umbrella as a comedy highlight in Saxony-Anhalt.

After this unique travesty-comedy-musical-good-mood show, you will carry the warmth of summer in your hearts.

The CLACK Theater is, of course, air-conditioned! Our friendly service staff awaits you with the finest summer dishes and well-chilled drinks, as well as an after-show cocktail happy hour with selected lounge music.

Duration approximately 3 hours including intermission • Tickets are generally excluded from return and exchange.

Once a year, the tranquil Luther City becomes the comedy capital of Wittenberg.
This summer, Mistress of Ceremonies Swee T. and the ensemble of the CLACK Theater promise the best entertainment on stage at Markt 1, the epicenter of refined evening entertainment in Wittenberg.
And it’s the mix that makes the summer: Swee T. skillfully navigates the summery program with lots of fun and craziness, the house comedians lure the worst party poopers from their reserves with witty sketches, and the audience goes wild when excellent singers take the microphone.

An international ensemble that effortlessly and wholeheartedly provides the best entertainment and definitely overstimulates your laugh muscles! Fresh, funny, powerful - the entertainment cocktail with an extra colorful little umbrella as a comedy highlight in Saxony-Anhalt.

After this unique travesty-comedy-musical feel-good show, you will carry the warmth of summer in your hearts.

The CLACK Theater is, of course, air-conditioned! Our friendly service staff awaits you with the finest summer dishes and well-chilled drinks, as well as an after-show cocktail happy hour with selected lounge music.

Duration approximately 3 hours including break • Tickets are generally excluded from return and exchange.

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